"tinder has made catfishing into a competitive sport."
"Yeah but have you heard Smashing Pumpkins on vinyl?"
"Yeah…But did you listen to Billy Corgan’s entire 7 hr Siddhartha inspired jam session?"
"The Painted Lady was named after a book? I guess there are still some references I don’t get."
"I finally sell a piece and my art school friends ignore me"
Ugh, we’ve been so lazy. not producing as much, or uploading what we do produce. We need some inspiration!
"$60,000, 5 years, & 2 credits shy of a BFA."
"Do you think you could spare, like a penny?"
"I’ve been using a USB cord as a belt for about a month now."
"My vintage Vespa runs on cabbage juice!"
"I have no respect 4 anyone who doesn’t make their own lotions"